I have no idea what that means, but the thought just hit me while in the bathroom. That's where more than a few good ideas come from - the bathroom. Toilet Paper and the bidet are certainly two of the best. Hand sanitizer is a pretty good idea too.
But more about fried flies - they are high in protein. I remember having peanut butter worm cookies in the seventh grade. It was in Mrs. Chrisco's class. She was a real hard-ass and I am fairly sure she was fired for getting re-married. Sure, it was a catholic school and it was okay that she taught there after her divorce, but GOD forbid she found another person to love for the rest of her life. (Or at least the next five to eight years.) Either way, she was fired for getting married but not for feeding worms to her students.
I have recently tried a new beer called Tilburg's Dutch Brown Ale. I purchased a six-pack of the beverage based on the same criteria I use to buy wine - the label. Tilburg's features a strange bird-like creature, sitting in a chair, eating what appears to be a small human being with birds flying out of its anus. Sure, it's not exactly a team of clydesdales but I was intrigued. I knew I had seen that image before but I wasn't sure where. A quick Google search led me to Hieronymus Bosch and his painting The Garden of Earthly Delight:
"I like coconuts. They smell like ladies lying in the sun."
- Widespread Panic
Yesterday I had a $60 cappuccino. Actually I had a Butter Caramel Iced Cappuccino from Tim Horton's. (Hey! I'm no slave to Starbucks!) But that didn't actually cost $60. As a matter of fact I spent exactly $60.27 on my trip to get a coffee. Because on my way to Tim Horton's I stopped to get gas. It took $57.38 to fill my tank with gas and then I paid $2.89 for my Iced Cappuccino. A lot of people may ask why in the hell I am spending so much on a frozen coffee treat? I would tell them that it tastes a lot better than a gallon of gas.
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