Afternoon Buzz

I can now honestly say that I will never hit like Mickey Mantle. Sure, we could argue about the ballparks and the pitching and the baseball being harder in today's game. But that's not what I mean. Mickey was the best switch-hitter of all time. And I cannot run the vaccuum with my left hand. In my right hand I can zip around any corner and glide into narrow spaces. Put the thing in my left hand and BAM! right into the coffee table.

And speaking of coffee...that's where today's buzz is coming from. I'm sure many of you envisioned me opening a tall cold beer while my daughter takes her afternoon nap. Actually, I am currently enjoying the high from a Venti Cinnamon Dolce Latte from my neighborhodd Starbucks. If you haven't had a Cinnamon Dolce Latte you must try one. Tomorrow I'm going to try the Brown Sugar Dolce Latte. Venti, of course.

I have come up with a solution to all the arguing going on regarding the teaching of Evolution and Intellegent Design in our schools. We need to tell our children the truth. And the truth is that we really have no frickin' idea how life started on this planet. And until the guys that built the pyramids ever come back to this planet we probably never will.

It's nice to see Ariel Sharon doing better but I'm still a bit miffed about the apparent cover-up after his first stroke just a few weeks ago. Sure I understand it's a volatile region and they didn't want to scare people but they should have told us how bad he really was. If I would have known he was that bad, there would have been no way I would have let him drop to the 9th round in our death pool. By the way, have you checked out the Circling Buzzards lately?