12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my children gave to me...
an Elmo in the Christmas tree.

On the second day of Christmas my children gave to me...
two dirty diapers,
and an Elmo in the Christmas tree.

On the third day of Christmas my children gave to me...
three Blue's clues,
two dirty diapers,
and an Elmo in the Christmas tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my children gave to me...
four screaming fits,
three Blue's clues,
two dirty diapers,
and an Elmo in the Christmas tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my children gave to me...
FIVE HEADLESS DOLLS!!!
four screaming fits,
three Blue's clues,
two dirty diapers,
and an Elmo in the Christmas tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my children gave to me...
six crayons a coloring,
FIVE HEADLESS DOLLS!!!
four screaming fits,
three Blue's clues,
two dirty diapers,
and an Elmo in the Christmas tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my children gave to me...
seven stepped-on raisins,
six crayons a coloring,
FIVE HEADLESS DOLLS!!!
four screaming fits,
three Blue's clues,
two dirty diapers,
and an Elmo in the Christmas tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my children gave to me...
eight smeary windows,
seven stepped-on raisins,
six crayons a coloring,
FIVE HEADLESS DOLLS!!!
four screaming fits,
three Blue's clues,
two dirty diapers,
and an Elmo in the Christmas tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my children gave to me...
nine broken ornaments,
eight smeary windows,
seven stepped-on raisins,
six crayons a coloring,
FIVE HEADLESS DOLLS!!!
four screaming fits,
three Blue's clues,
two dirty diapers,
and an Elmo in the Christmas tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my children gave to me...
ten torn up tissues,
nine broken ornaments,
eight smeary windows,
seven stepped-on raisins,
six crayons a coloring,
FIVE HEADLESS DOLLS!!!
four screaming fits,
three Blue's clues,
two dirty diapers,
and an Elmo in the Christmas tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my children gave to me...
eleven loads of laundry,
ten torn up tissues,
nine broken ornaments,
eight smeary windows,
seven stepped-on raisins,
six crayons a coloring,
FIVE HEADLESS DOLLS!!!
four screaming fits,
three Blue's clues,
two dirty diapers,
and an Elmo in the Christmas tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my children gave to me...
twelve peaceful minutes (da-da-daaaaaaa),
eleven loads of laundry,
ten torn up tissues,
nine broken ornaments,
eight smeary windows,
seven stepped-on raisins,
six crayons a coloring,
FIVE HEADLESS DOLLS!!!
four screaming fits,
three Blue's clues,
two dirty diapers,
and an Elmo in the Christmas tree.