Exodus

WAKE UP! What time is it? 3:38. Man is it raining hard. I guess they said it would rain overnight but it's really coming down hard. Wait, did I shut the garage door? I took the dogs in when they were bugging me. Frickin'Queenie barks once and the whole neighborhood erupts. I took the dogs in through the garage and went back out through the front door. Sat on the porch for a while.....went in once or twice......yeah, I left the garage open. I did it to remind me to take out the garbage. SHIT! I forgot to take out the garbage. Well I might as well go do it.

"Where are you going?"
"I forgot to take out the garbage and I think I left the garage door open."
"Well you might want to put on some pants."

Yeah pants are a good idea. And I may as well get the garbage in the kitchen. Hell, at this point I may as well change the cat litter. Screw him - it's the middle of the night. Yeah, I left the garage open. Maybe if we're lucky someone stole the crap we never use. Man is it raining hard. This would have really sucked at the last house. Oh well let's just grab the can and do it.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

Wow! It's like a chorus of Angels. I stepped out and it's barely raining at all. I swear it was pouring just a few seconds ago. And then it stopped - just for me. It's like a Moses thing. Of course my feet are cold and wet - shoes would have been a good move. But who cares? I'm barely getting rained on. This is too wierd. So much for making fun of Intellegent Design. Nah, that's still bullshit. Let's just go back to bed.