J: What do you think makes someone become a dentist?
M: They want to be a doctor but they don't like blood.
J: Okay, but dentists still deal with a lot of blood.
M: Maybe they want to be a doctor but can't stand death.
J: But I'm sure a dentist killed someone, sometime.
M: Okay, money. And they don't have to remember as much as a real doctor. It's like becoming a vet. You want to be a doctor but you don't like people. The one I don't understand is the podiatrist. Is that the butt doctor?
J: No, that's a proctologist.
M: That's the one!
Five minutes later...
J: Hey M, do you know that a dandelion isn't a flower?
M: Looks like a flower.
J: I Love you.
2 comments:
So if you get your wife a marijuana plant when it's blooming does it count as giving her flowers?
Don't forget the chocolates. Got to have something to munch on later.
Ken
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