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Every Sunday, for as long as I can remember, my grandma would play bingo in a church basement. I can't tell you whether or not she even went to mass that day - but I know she went to bingo. Of course it was more of social rite than a gambling risk, but she still had to put down some cash for the cards and she could win prizes. The only thing that kept the game legal according to the laws of our government is that the proceeds went to a non-profit organization. (Yeah, the Catholic Church is non-profit - my fat ass. But that's a different blog.)

I wonder what grandma would say if she knew I had friends betting on when I would publish my next blog? Something tells me she'd be more confused than Porky Pig calling a 6-card cover-all.

I have discussed gambling in previous installments of the Dandelion Garden. I see absolutely no problem with putting down your hard earned cash on a game of your choosing. Or in my case, my wife's hard earned cash. As a matter of fact I am watching a football game right now that I have a few bets on. Not only do I want the Jaguars to beat the Steelers I hope both teams score more than 37 points combined.

Before I forget I need to mention the gameshow LINGO. It is a very, very simple game in which two players have to guess a five letter word after being given the first letter. You get five chances and they let you know if letters of your guesses are in the final word or not. I find it relaxing and aggravating at the same time. It's relaxing in that I can nail the words fairly quickly. It's aggravating because the people on the show are so goddamn stupid. The other day this team had one more guess at a word that they knew began with 'A' and had an 'E' and a 'T' in it. There guess was 'ACORN'. ACORN! You have an A an E and a T and you guess ACORN?!?! Idiots.

Texas Hold'em and Fantasy Football have become mainstays in our society. Both border on the issue of gambling but they do require a certain amount of skill. Just how much skill is definitely questionable. In poker you can have great skill in raising and bluffing and trying to read your opponents, but if the guy you're up against has better cards - you lose. The same goes in fantasy sports. Your team can do great on any given Sunday but if the team you play against scores just one more point, you lose. It's a lot like the reason why golf isn't a sport. As long as Tiger is playing it doesn't matter what everyone else shoots. Just ask Vijay.

By the way, Europe is currently a slim favorite to win this week's Ryder Cup.