Why doesn't Iraq use the U.S. Constitution?
It's a simple solution for all the problems they are having in creating a new government. We know how tough it is, it took our founding father's a couple tries. But it looks like they got it right. A nice system of checks and balances, never allowing any one section of the government to gain too much power. I'm surprised other nations that have been created in the past 200 years haven't asked for a photo-copy!
The best part about the U.S. Constitution is that it can be changed. So, if the people in Iraq don't want to allow everyone running aroung with hand guns then don't include a second ammendment. Don't want women to vote? Hey neither did we for 130 years. Just don't put it in there. Not worried about Piracy on the high seas? Forget about Section 8, Clause 10 under the first Article. Just ammend whatever you like.
The point is, we've got a good blue print - go ahead and use it!
Is hurricane Katrina part of Intellegent Design?
I'm sure it would be fairly easy to find a few people who think storms are the wrath of a god. Pat Robertson comes to mind, but I'm saving him for later. Think about it though. The latest hurricane destoyed one of the most sin-filled areas of the United States. Along with countless homes, hospitals and schools, there have been numerous brothels, gay-bars and crack-houses destroyed in New Orleans. And it was if the storm was thinking, 'hey, I got rid of the Big Easy, I think I'll head for the casinos in Biloxi."
It's a sad day for Darwinists, scientists and, well, educated people everywhere.
Will Terrel Owens ever speak again?
For those of you that don't follow sports, Owens, or T.O., is the superstar Wide Receiver for the Eagles. Before last season he signed a 7-year, $49 million contract. But he had a good year so he wants a bigger deal. He was so disruptive in camp that he was sent home for a week. Now, he isn't disruptive at all. As a matter of fact he doesn't talk to anyone. Not his quarterback, not his coach and maybe not even opposing defenders. There was a recent article stating he did however talk to one of his coaches on the phone after he scored a touchdown last week.
Why am I telling you this? I don't know. I was just wondering if anyone really cares whether or not a millionaire athlete talks to anybody ever again?
How does one become a member of the 700 Club?
In a recent television broadcast Pat Robertson called on our President to assasinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. Apparently he is not happy with Venezuelan control of oil in the world. At least that's a pretty good reason to ignore the whole "thou shalt not kill" thing. But I was wondering how people become a member of his 'Club'? Do you have to knock-off a head of state as initiation? Or maybe just break any commandment of your choice? If that's the case I'm not interested in joining.
My Sam's Club membership is as much evil as I can put up with.
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