Tonight's statements are brought to you by Joss Stone and the Hair Bear Bunch.
And also by the producers of Nightswimming. Look for an episode of Nightswimming coming soon to a computer screen near you.
And now, our feature presentation:
Chrissie Hynde singing Creep is a bit too disturbing.
As I sit here nearly naked I realize that my belly would be a lot sexier if it weren't there.
But Jack Lalanne doing anything is more disturbing than Chrissie Hynde singing Creep or my sitting here staring at my stomach.
It has recently been determined that a computer geek masturbating while playing Flight Simulator does not qualify for the Mile High Club. Sorry DD.
Does Richard Simmons think Jack Lalanne is.......never mind - let's not go there.
I believe that two men can embrace naked while in a swimming pool without compromising their sexuality. - KMD
The dog wants in and the cat wants out.
Right now, somewhere in France, Sheryl Crow is turning down sex with Lance Armstrong because he is not wearing the yellow jersey.
I really don't know why anyone thinks drinking in th erly aftrnon is a porblm. Its dosnt afct mw.
After a number of years and numerous arguments and more than a few serious discussions, there is nothing quite like skinny dippin' with your wife in the middle of the night.
If you don't believe me, just send your wife to my house and I'll prove it to you.
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