Tuesday, July 26, 2005

It's so hot...

...chickens are afraid to lay eggs on sidewalks.

...Crayola has just released their new Jumbo Rainbow One Pack.

...ballparks have begun selling Cold Dogs.

...the President's exit strategy for Iraq is starting to make sense.

...Fonzie took off his leather jacket to go water skiing.

...Satan is wearing nothing but a thong.

...Martha Stewart hasn't left her house in months.

...the boy band 98 Degrees has finally sent out an apology.

...polar bears at the zoo are just pissed.

...Pamela Anderson melted.

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